What did I miss.

[Kalindyl]

I am seated by the tavern enjoying the pleasant spring weather, seeing you pass I wave you over and gesture for you to join me. I pour a drink into an ornate horn and hand it to you.

"So, were you here this past market day? I am eager to hear what I missed"

[Griff the Smith]

Griff walks in.
Friend elf, you missed such a time that can only be described as a tornado full of glass and poop....with a slight chance of more poop.

[Kalindyl]

My... how... descriptive... but this says little of the actual events of the day. At least there are no new monsters "guarding" our gates this time.